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Bad Idea Dinosaur

Posted by verb 30 weeks ago

Resplendentoops' gift for naming drinks came in very, very handy last night. After extensive field testing, six recipes rose to the top:

The Wallgreens

  • 1oz Vodka
  • 1oz Peppermint Schnapps
  • 2oz Ginger Ale

Mix ingredients, garnish with a circus peanut, a candy orange slice, or a slice of summer sausage. Verdict: Smells like Wallgreens, tastes like Grandma.

The Gingerailgun

  • 1oz Blueberry Vodka
  • 1oz Red Bull energy drink
  • 2oz Ginger Ale

Mix over ice. Imbibe. No sniping allowed. Verdict: Surprisingly good. Lacks something, but serviceable.

The Optimus Lime

  • 1oz Absinthe
  • 1-2oz lime juice
  • 2oz Ginger Ale

Juice half of one lime, combine ingredients over ice, garnish with lime peel. Verdict: Hit or miss. The licorice zip of the absinthe gives way to the lime, and I thought it was great. Others weren't so sure.

The Skin Graft

  • 1oz Cherry Brandy
  • 1oz Lemoncello
  • 2oz Club Soda

Layer one fruit roll-up in the base of a martini glass. Combine ingredients over fruit roll-up. When drink is finished, 'sluck' the fruit roll-up. Verdict: No.

The Bobcat Goldschlager

  • 1oz Goldschlager
  • 3oz Milk

Mix and serve on ice. Verdict: This was a surprise hit! It tasted like the holidays.

The Red Sonja

  • 1oz Cherry Brandy
  • 1oz Plata Tequila

Mix and sip, tentatively. Verdict: Appropriately named: Delicious but deadly.

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